What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:26
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : I don't drink
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?
Me : No
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Because it's month of August.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : I'm 24.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : Tea ?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : Thank you.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : Sure.